With so much going on at Psycho Donuts these days, it's hard to know where to begin - so let's get to it!
We begin with the shamrock donut cutter, which mysteriously appeared at Psycho Headquarters. And then, as if in a dream, we saw the Trix box... It was glaring at us ominously from the cereal aisle. The cereal box
spoke, and it said, "I dare you to put Trix on a donut." And in this strange way, the Psycho Leprochaun was born. Our kooks have been brainwashed by demented leprochauns, and will probably go overboard with that shamrock donut cutter on Wednesday. Make Psycho Donuts a part of your well-balanced party diet this St. Patty's Day.
And now, it's onward to PsychEaster. Our next Psycho event - Sunday April 4 - is going to be very eggcentric. Web Granger, PhD (Professor, Hysterical Donuts) is creating doughy wabbits of the donut variety, for your caloric enjoyment. And while you're chomping on the head of a Wabbit Donut, stick around - because Psycho Karaoke with Korkaraoke begins at 10am! If you've not experienced morning karaoke in our padded karaoke studio, you should. It beats the Easter Egg hunt at your local community center...
We're excited to have one of our favorite bands, Please Do Not Fight, returning to the Psycho stage - to cap off our PsychEaster event. Check out Please Do Not Fight's original Indie sound - at 1:30pm, on Easter Sunday.
In other news, help us welcome our new Nurse In Training! Janelle has already learned the fine art of Donut Nursing, so come and meet her soon - and see how her bubblewrap therapy skills are progressing.
We'd also like to extend a big Psycho congratulations to Kook Michael - who recently graduated from The Professional Chef Institute with honors.
Last but not least, if you're going to college, Stanford is the place to go. Not for of the education, of course, but because they sell Psycho Donuts on campus! The Axe and Palm Cafe recently held a "Stanford Donut Contest." The winning student, Joe Schlicht, had the mental chops to envision a donut with injured Gummy Bears. The donut conveniently doubles as a frontal attack on an unnamed Stanford rival. We put our best Psychos on the case, and The Stanford Axed Bears Donut lives! Congrats to Joe for his winning donut design.