Psycho Leprochaun, PsychEaster, and more!

With so much going on at Psycho Donuts these days, it's hard to know where to begin - so let's get to it!

We begin with the shamrock donut cutter, which mysteriously appeared at Psycho Headquarters. And then, as if in a dream, we saw the Trix box... It was glaring at us ominously from the cereal aisle. The cereal box
spoke, and it said, "I dare you to put Trix on a donut." And in this strange way, the Psycho Leprochaun was born. Our kooks have been brainwashed by demented leprochauns, and will probably go overboard with that shamrock donut cutter on Wednesday. Make Psycho Donuts a part of your well-balanced party diet this St. Patty's Day.

And now, it's onward to PsychEaster. Our next Psycho event - Sunday April 4 - is going to be very eggcentric. Web Granger, PhD (Professor, Hysterical Donuts) is creating doughy wabbits of the donut variety, for your caloric enjoyment. And while you're chomping on the head of a Wabbit Donut, stick around - because Psycho Karaoke with Korkaraoke begins at 10am! If you've not experienced morning karaoke in our padded karaoke studio, you should. It beats the Easter Egg hunt at your local community center...

We're excited to have one of our favorite bands, Please Do Not Fight, returning to the Psycho stage - to cap off our PsychEaster event. Check out Please Do Not Fight's original Indie sound - at 1:30pm, on Easter Sunday.

In other news, help us welcome our new Nurse In Training! Janelle has already learned the fine art of Donut Nursing, so come and meet her soon - and see how her bubblewrap therapy skills are progressing.

We'd also like to extend a big Psycho congratulations to Kook Michael - who recently graduated from The Professional Chef Institute with honors.

Last but not least, if you're going to college, Stanford is the place to go. Not for of the education, of course, but because they sell Psycho Donuts on campus! The Axe and Palm Cafe recently held a "Stanford Donut Contest." The winning student, Joe Schlicht, had the mental chops to envision a donut with injured Gummy Bears. The donut conveniently doubles as a frontal attack on an unnamed Stanford rival. We put our best Psychos on the case, and The Stanford Axed Bears Donut lives! Congrats to Joe for his winning donut design.

Tainted Love is Coming to Psycho Donuts!

If Valentine's Day had an evil twin, it would have been conceived at Psycho Donuts! We have so much killer stuff going on, it'll be positively demented! Mark your calendar now for Sunday, Feb 14 - for TAINTED LOVE at Psycho Donuts! That's right - none of this stodgy, lovey-dovey, romantic, everyone's-in-love Day... our Valentine's Day is rooted not the real world, but in the surreal world!

Want a seriously memorable Valentine's Day? You gotta be at Psycho Donuts. Here's what's going wrong at Psycho Donuts on Feb 14, beginning at 10:00am:

Tainted Love Donuts. You've never seen donuts like these on Valentine's Day. Sure, we'll have some heart shaped donuts - but that's sooooo expected, right? Let's face it - any donut shop can make a heart-shaped donut, and they probably will. So let's get to the heart of the matter... Love takes work, and so does the creation of monstrosities like our "Aphrodisiac Donut," and "The Abstinance Holes." That's right, let your imagination wander... it's ok, The Department of Homeland Security has not implented thought monitoring yet.


Tainted Art. Not your typical love paintings - but original local works from artists who understand that love comes at a cost. Check out whack art from Christine Benjamin, Nic Caesar, and more! Let's admit it - real love encompasses psychotic pain - we are out to expose the truth this Valentines Day... channeling art as our medium. Purchase a piece of original art for your Psycho Valentine, starting as low as $35 (no, that's not a typo, and this is not Carmel!).



Tainted Songs. If you've not been to Psycho Donuts for Psycho Karaoke, you are missing out on some scarious loopy fun. Join us with our fearless Karaoke ringleader, Korkaraoke. Our standing offer applies - sing a song, get a free donut! Check out Batman singing karaoke last December, and Nurse Dylan killin' it this past weekend! Check out Psycho Karaoke, and you'll know why The Metro voted Psycho Donuts the Weirdest Place to see a Live Show (oh, and Best Donut Shop too...).

Looking forward to some Psycho times together on Valentine's Day!

It's a Psycho New Year!

It's a Crazy New Year! Thanks to those who friended us (yes, friend is a verb), and also to those who were inclined to unfriend us (or worse...) in '09! No such thing as bad press, right?!

Want some free Psychos for an upcoming evening event? You may be in luck with The Psycho Contingency Program (PCP)! Here's the deal -- sometimes we have leftover donuts (then again, sometimes we don't...). Send us an email, and let us know the details of your upcoming evening event, and we'll put you on our Contingency List. As the saying goes, "there's no such thing as a free donut." We cannot guarantee there will be leftover donuts for your event until that very day - at about 4pm. If you're on our VIP Contingency List (hey, you don't have to be Taylor Swift - it just takes an email!), and if we have donuts to spare - they're yours! If you are looking for specific varieties at a certain time, without the risk of a donut-free event, we still honor the age-old idea of buying your donuts - which you can initiate conveniently online.

What's the deal with that white padded room at Psycho Donuts? Is it a padded cell? Aaaaarghhhh, blasphemy! Don't ya hear them protesters gathering yonder?! Is it a music studio? Yawn, that's sooooo 2009... It's the Psycho Pfoto Studio! And what pfoto studio is complete without... Psycho Pfoto Props. Just ask the Nurse for our Photo Prop Box - and transform yourself into something interesting and unusual for your photo moment! Afterall, it's gonna be on Facebook! Want to turn your forthcoming Psycho photo into free donuts? Follow us on Twitter to learn how!

As always, we're cooking up great fun along with crazy donuts. On Saturday, Jan 23 - join us as Korkaraoke brings his insane karaoke antics to Psycho Donuts. Strange things happen whenever Mr. Kor (aka Bruce Rogers) shows up with his Karaoke magic!

On Sunday, January 24, help us welcome Psycho Donuts favorite band, Please Do Not Fight, as they play a morning set of original indie music - beginning at 10:00am. The Metro calls Psycho Donuts "The Weirdest Place to See a Live Show," so please join us to see why we have this distinctive reputation.

Here's wishing you a laugh-out-loud, talk-to-yourself, Psycho 2010!

Here Comes the Nightmare!

Oy Vey! Nightmare before Hanukkah is here! Join us for this one-of-a-kind Psycho event on Saturday morning, December 12. We will unveil the Star of Donut - our Hanukkah-inspired donut. Mazel Tov!


Beginning at 10am, bring your singing chops and get ready for Psycho Karaoke, courtesy of Kor Karaoke. Sing a song in the padded Psycho studio, and get a free donut! Check out original artwork for sale, and the Psycho Christmas tree with whack ornaments by artists like Carlos Villez and Beth Robinson.

And speaking of free donuts... starting on Saturday December 12, you can win a free donut with Psycho Whisper-Tweets. Follow Psycho Donuts on Twitter to learn how, or join the Psycho Donuts Mobile Fan Club!

Starting on Sunday, December 13 - prepare for the 12 Donuts of Christmas - a decidedly Psycho interpretation of Christmas donuts. The delectable treat pictured here is Jingle Balls. So jingle all the way over the Psycho Donuts, for the only donut holes filled with Eggnog custard. Expect a new Christmas donut every day until Christmas Eve. Think Bad Santa and injured reindeer, and you'll get the idea of how twisted we really are at Psycho Donuts! Want to get a Christmas donut for free? Whisper-tweet... On Christas Eve - you can take a dozen of the most insane Christmas donuts ever unleased on mankind - to your family party. But get 'em on Christmas Eve, because PD will be closed on Christmas Day.

Also on Sunday Dec 13 - stop at Psycho Donuts for a live performance by Please Do Not Fight. PDNF brings their original Indie sound to Psycho Donuts at 9:30am until 10:30am. Bands at Psycho Donuts are not allowed to party late on Saturday nights!