Saturday, January 2, 2010

It's a Psycho New Year!

It's a Crazy New Year! Thanks to those who friended us (yes, friend is a verb), and also to those who were inclined to unfriend us (or worse...) in '09! No such thing as bad press, right?!

Want some free Psychos for an upcoming evening event? You may be in luck with The Psycho Contingency Program (PCP)! Here's the deal -- sometimes we have leftover donuts (then again, sometimes we don't...). Send us an email, and let us know the details of your upcoming evening event, and we'll put you on our Contingency List. As the saying goes, "there's no such thing as a free donut." We cannot guarantee there will be leftover donuts for your event until that very day - at about 4pm. If you're on our VIP Contingency List (hey, you don't have to be Taylor Swift - it just takes an email!), and if we have donuts to spare - they're yours! If you are looking for specific varieties at a certain time, without the risk of a donut-free event, we still honor the age-old idea of buying your donuts - which you can initiate conveniently online.

What's the deal with that white padded room at Psycho Donuts? Is it a padded cell? Aaaaarghhhh, blasphemy! Don't ya hear them protesters gathering yonder?! Is it a music studio? Yawn, that's sooooo 2009... It's the Psycho Pfoto Studio! And what pfoto studio is complete without... Psycho Pfoto Props. Just ask the Nurse for our Photo Prop Box - and transform yourself into something interesting and unusual for your photo moment! Afterall, it's gonna be on Facebook! Want to turn your forthcoming Psycho photo into free donuts? Follow us on Twitter to learn how!

As always, we're cooking up great fun along with crazy donuts. On Saturday, Jan 23 - join us as Korkaraoke brings his insane karaoke antics to Psycho Donuts. Strange things happen whenever Mr. Kor (aka Bruce Rogers) shows up with his Karaoke magic!

On Sunday, January 24, help us welcome Psycho Donuts favorite band, Please Do Not Fight, as they play a morning set of original indie music - beginning at 10:00am. The Metro calls Psycho Donuts "The Weirdest Place to See a Live Show," so please join us to see why we have this distinctive reputation.

Here's wishing you a laugh-out-loud, talk-to-yourself, Psycho 2010!