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Get Punched by a Psycho? Pseriously?
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| Psycho on Psmartphone! |
For all our Psycho fans with Psmartphones - get the Psycho Donuts Rewards app! Ditch the paper punch card, and get a free donut just for joining! You might be asking yourself, "Self, should I be concerned that a psycho is offering me a free donut and asking for nothing in return?" Donut Worry! There's no catch. Get the app, and get punches each time you buy something. Then redeem for Psycho Pstuff! Whacha waiting for? Get Punchin! The Psycho Rewards app runs on iOS and Android. If you're not sure what that means, we've got a brand new, retro-stylish paper punch card with your name on it!
Here Comes Friday the 13th!
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| The JasOnut! |
At Psycho Donuts, we take Friday the 13th very pseriously! Join us as we unleash our crazy side. It always starts with the JasOnut - a chocolate raised donut, filled with blood-red raspberry jelly; topped with a powdered sugar hockey mask. Get the JasOnut before it gets you!
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| Zombie Ballz! |
Zombie donuts also like to come out and play on Friday the 13th. Each year, zombies make a most generous donation - a very personal offering - which enables us to sell Zombie Ballz! Get 'em "by the pair" or by the tray!
You may also bump into a rather scary crueller, otherwise knows as The Zombie Crawller. Do not be alarmed. Take a deep breath and confidently order one.
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| The D'oh-Nut! |
On a lighter note, Chef Ron recently threw out the confetti - all over the donuts. The D'oh-Nut is a Psycho-adapted version of Homer Simpson's favorite donut. For a certain customer who once said, "Hey Psycho Donuts, you should also sell donuts that are not Psycho," we have finally figured out how to do this. Well, sort of. After all, if you're coming to Psycho Donuts, you gotta expect a little insanity!
Finally, Psycho thanks to Creative Whimsies, for this
great Psycho blog post!
See ya Psoon - at Psycho Donuts!
