Monday, March 12, 2012

Bunnytrocities and Best Donut Shop of 2012

And now this: A pspecial thanks to our friends and fans who have conspired to help Psycho Donuts win Best Donut Shop (for the third year in a row), in The Metro's 2012 Best of Edition.

Easter is incomplete without a visit to Psycho Donuts. Skip the fancy Sunday brunch and check out what Psycho is Pserving! Pstarting about a week before Easter, get ready for our full line-up of bunnytrocities... Available now at both Psycho Donuts locations, through Easter Psunday.

We all know it's important to protect your nest egg. If you haven't learned how, maybe our responsible Peeps can give you a lesson with Peep Show. Here you will find our pedantic peeps perched tirelessly atop their Cadbury Easter Eggs, in their warm donuty nest - fashioned from raised donuts with maple icing and coconut. Before eating the eggs below, make sure to eat the Peep on top first - these peeps have been know to protect their nest eggs at any cost!


You were expecting cute bunnies at Psycho Donuts? Like his 2nd cousin, Headbanger, Rabbit Roadkill has seen better days. Jelly filling is oozing from his skid-marked ear. His swollen Donut-Hole eye gives him a pretty sad outlook... and though you may feel a pang of regret, you will eat him.
As if there weren't already tons of cute chicks at Psycho Donuts... get ready, as Psycho Donuts brings back the definitive Hot Chick. No, we're not talking about inflatables. We're referring to The Hot Chick Donut! Like many hot chicks, this one has a spicy bunny tattoo on its mid-section, and is filled with custard.

A killer Easter donut is on the loose, and only Psycho Donuts has the courage to introduce such an infant monster to the world. Please extend a crazy welcome back to Massive Peep Trauma.

Massive PeepTrauma is a particularly peculiar premature peepling, precariously perched (say that 10 times) atop a precipitous portion of jelly filling, which sits atop a raised donut. We categorically decline the alternative name of this donut, Peepbortion... a name which has been gathering psteam in the Psycho underworld...

Have a Crazy Easter!