So many donut shops are really lame,
Something like that in Campbell would be a shame
So with all our time and life savings,
we created what the community was craving
To start a business you can't be lazy,
while reinventing donuts that are crazy
With crazy donuts came a theme,
so we set out to build the American Dream
A crazy donut should not offend,
unless you are rigid and do not bend
We have our first amendment rights,
and we've built a business with many sleepless nights
If you like our donuts, come around
If not, there are others in town
So please ignore the needless drama,
Relax, and have a Massive Head Trauma