Sunday, December 19, 2010

Tis the Pseason to be Psycho!

It's the 12 Donuts of Christmas - our annual twisted take on holiday donuts - inspired by injured reindeer and drunken Psantas!

But first this! A big thanks to our friends at The Silicon Valley
Business Journal for their crazy article on The Bermuda Triangle of Entertainment in San Jose.

What kind of gifts are you buying this year? What will you pstuff in those pstockings? We've got some crazy ideas for you! If you coul
d wrap up the raw spirit of Psycho Donuts in print, what you'd have is our 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar! Professional and bordering on the bizarre - the Psycho Nurse calendar captures our nurses in captivating and unusual poses, and so much more. Get yours for only $9.95 through Christmas Eve. It comes with over $66 in coupons!

How about pstuffing the good kid's pstockings with Psycho Donuts gift certificates. Get one at Psycho Campbell or Psycho San Jose!

At Psycho Donuts, we're especially fond of the bad kids. Give your naughty kids a Lump of Coal! For a buck a lump, you'll get a charcoal sized donut topped with Oreo dust and filled with eggnog custard. What better gift is there for the naughty ones on your list?

Have you regifted this year? The Chief Psycho is guilty of regifting a Chia Pet already (true story).

We almost called our Fruitcake donut "The Regifter." Because who really eats fruitcake, unless it's a donut topped with a variety of freeze dried fruits like strawberries, blueberries, and bananas!

Who remembers Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa? We've got a donut in his image. Our Bad Psanta donut is filled with an eggnog and brandy custard.

In the clever words of Frank Zappa, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." This Christmas, we challenge you to eat Yellow Snow - our lemon coconut topped Christmas pspecialty.

Misfit Island recalls the adventures of outcasts in Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. Our Misfit Island donut brings together the outcast dust of Oreos, Captain Crunch, and freeze dried strawberries. It'll make you feel right at home.

And of course, our holiday version of Headbanger is Grandma's Revenge. After getting run over by a reindeer annually for the past 50 years, grandma took matters into her own hands this year, and this reindeer donut won't be pulling any psanta psleights this year.

And that's not all. We have snowman donuts and Christmas Tree Donuts. Check out Raising Cane - our candy cane-topped donut; and how about Cupid Poop'ed - our chocolate filled donut, topped with chocolate covered, um, raisins.

Have yourself a crazy little Christmas - from all of us at Psycho Donuts!