Psycho Wins... again! Thanks to The Metro and all our fans for voting Psycho Donuts Best Donut Shop in The Bay Area for 2011 - 3 years running. Yes, we are a cult donut shop, but please donut be afraid, we're not quite like Hare Krishna Donuts - we have a "No Brainwashing Policy" at Psycho Donuts. Give us a try, and learn why Maxim Magazine ranks our S'mores Donut one of The Top 10 in the US! Join our cult today!


St. Patty is watching over us, and demands that you try one of our crazy donuts inspired by The Patron Saint of Ireland himself. For starters, chillax with our Cadillac Margarita Donut - part of Chef Ron's series of Cocktail donuts. The Cadillac Margarita has a tequilla creme filling, and is topping with green icing, a lime candy wedge, and coarse margarita salt.

Once you've tried the Cadillac Margarita donut, you'll lose control - and you'll become an insane leprechaun - anxious for any Irish-inspired donut creation. At that point, you'll be powerless to refuse our Lucky Charms Donut! It's a Shamrock donut, green icing, and Lucky Charms on top. Didn't you always wish your Lucky Charms had more marshmallows and less of that boring cereal stuff? Your wish has come true - our Lucky Charms donut is the cereal you always imagined as a kid. Come get one this week - with extra charms marshmallows - at Psycho Campbell and Psycho San Jose.

Tiger Blood has invaded Psycho Donuts. This donut has quite a unique sheen. And so it is that Web Granger, our PhD (Professor of Hysterical Donuts) has taken it upon himself to create our latest Current Event Donut. Tiger Blood is a jelly filled beast. It's not just any jelly filling, it's infused with Tiger Blood. Eat one of these, and you'll have a million Twitter followers in no time. You'll be able to quit your job and launch a standup career. You'll be able to do more as a single man than 2.5 men could ever accomplish! The benefits of our Tiger Blood donut are beyond rationality. You might find yourself craving a dozen of our cocktail donuts as a chaser, but no matter... Tiger Blood donuts, now at Psycho Donuts... and nowhere else...

Psychos at your Door? Believe it! Now you can have Psycho Donuts delivered to your workplace in Santa Clara County - by a licensed Psycho Nurse (ok, they're not licensed, but who really cares?). Check out our Psycho at Your Door Program - where the best Bay Area donuts come knocking at your door, complete with a Psycho Nurse - who will impart bubblewrap therapy upon your patients, er, coworkers. Arrange your Psycho Nurse delivery today!

Believe it or not, it's almost time for Psycho Rocky Horror again! Have you seen the Barely Legal cast perform Rocky Horror, live at Psycho San Jose and Camera 3? Have you had one of our Janet's Panties donuts to accompany your cult movie binge? If you haven't, the time is approaching. Rocky Horror at Psycho San Jose and Camera 3... Saturday March 26 -- doors open at 11:00pm.

Bubblewrap, Kazoos, Rocky Horror, and Lovesick

You probably think that we sit around dreaming up holidays like Bubblewrap Appreciation Day. Although we did not invent this killer holiday, we are crazy enough to celebrate it. We've asked our nurses to get creative with bubblewrap... Come to Psycho Donuts Campbell or San Jose on Monday January 24, and check out our bubblewrap culture in all its psycho glory!

And speaking of unusual and crazy holidays... this Friday is National Kazoo Day! Don't shoot the messenger; we really don't create these holidays (although they are neatly spelled out by date in the 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar). We're only guilty of capitalizing on them - as a means of luring you into our den of donut dysfunction. Come to Psycho Donuts Campbell this Friday, starting at 3pm. You'll meet Capt'n Kazoo and the infamous Kazoomobile. Get a free kazoo while supplies last! National Kazoo Day - only at Psycho Donuts Campbell. Friday, January 28, starting after school,at 3pm.

Are the above antics a little too off-beat for you? Looking for something more "mainstream?" Maybe you're more of the Rocky Horror type? If so, you're in luck, because the Barely Legal cast will perform The Rocky Horror Picture at Camera 3 and Psycho San Jose this Saturday night, January 29. Pre-show starts at 11:30pm. Last call for alcohol is 11pm, so show up early for one of our Rocky-inspired donuts and a beer before the show! Get your tickets in advance - this is almost always a sell-out show.

And get ready, because you're gonna be Lovesick! Our kickoff event for the Valentine's Day season is coming up on Saturday, February 5! Lovesick is the place to pick up a piece of original artwork inspired by the effects of love (which are not always positive). If you're truly feeling lovesick, come to Lovesick for some good 'ole Psycho Karaoke in the Padded Cell, with our good friend Bruce Rogers of Korkaraoke. And of course, your favorite Psycho Valentine's Day donuts will be on hand - who remembers Shot Thru the Heart, and Blueballs?? Donut miss the fun! Saturday February 5, starting at 10am - only at Psycho Donuts Campbell.

Psycho Halloween is Almost Here!

Halloween is almost here; and crazy donuts are on the way! More about our crazy Halloween donuts soon. The nurses are getting ready too. Check out Nurse Stephanie's zombie look a couple nights ago at Psycho San Jose!

Bobbing for Donuts!

1pm - Psycho Campbell

3pm - Psycho San Jose

We're a week away from our Halloween tradition - Bobbing for Donuts. Who will dunk their heads in a trough of donut glaze to pull out the most donut holes? Come check it out on Halloween Day - at both Psycho locations. Wanna participate? We may still have space available! Send us an email and tell us why we should select you to participate!

Also, check out Psycho Scarioke, at Psycho Campbell - Halloween morning at 10am -- with our good friend Bruce Rogers.

Our Psycho Giants keep coming - at least until the Giants win it all! Check out all the Psycho Giants Donuts here. KNTV liked them so much, they put Nurse Johnette on the news, which coincided with Johnette's 21st birthday. Happy Birthday Johnette - you're crazy!

Cult Movies are jamming at Camera 3 and Psycho San Jose, every Thursday night at 9pm. Last week it was The Big Lebowski. Did you come for The White Russian Donut? This week's cult movie is Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange. Descend into madness with a crazy Clockwork donut in hand!

And speaking of crazy cult movies... this Saturday night it's The Rocky Horror Picture Show, with live cast Barely Legal. If you missed the last one, you also missed the collection of Rocky Donuts that added a wild twist to an already wild event. It'll be even better than watching Glee perform Rocky Horror, we promise! The pre-show begins at 11:30pm Saturday night, October 30. And LIPS will appear on screen at the stroke of midnight! Psycho Donuts and Rocky Horror together, helping to usher in the start of Halloween at midnight? You gotta be there!

Looking for some really crazy fun during the afternoons on Halloween weekend? Check out The Summit to the Sea wine tasting event. Three wineries will be pairing Psycho Donuts with equally crazy wines from Burrell School Vineyards, Loma Prieta Winery, and Poetic Cellars.

Finally, our good friend - The Slow Poisoner - came to perform his surreal, one-man show at Psycho Campbell on Saturday morning. All in attendance were poisoned quite well. We hope to see Slow at our San Jose store soon!

It's True! Psychos infilitrating Downtown San Jose

Psycho Fans --

The corner of 2nd and San Carlos is a quiet, unassuming corner. But what might make a peaceful Downtown San Jose corner go crazy? We're giddy to announce the official launch of San Jose Psycho Donuts! You'll find the newest Psycho Donuts ("SJPD") under the same crazy roof as ComedySportz and Camera 3 Theaters. At the crossroads of San Jose State University, San Jose Convention Center, and the SOFA District - look for a demented pyramid of crazy donuts/drinks, comedy, and movies. It just may be the coolest combined attraction to infiltrate San Jose!

On Thursday September 16, join us for our official Psycho San Jose Launch Event - Donut Stop Laughing - from 6:00pm - 9:00pm. Get a sneak peek at our new store, try a free donut sample, see some live comedy sketches from our friends at ComedySportz, and more! Stay tuned to our Facebook Page for all the details.

SJPD Official Launch: Friday, September 17! Psycho Donuts will inflict San Jose customers with crazy donuts and light-hearted fun. Watch as we transform 2nd and San Carlos over the coming weeks, with the creative help of Avila Studios. Come visit us on opening weekend!

Here's what we're bringing to Downtown San Jose. Buckle in, because San Jose's gonna go wild!

CRAZY DONUTS AND ART!

...All the crazy Psycho Donuts you've come to know and lust after. Enjoy your donut on our new Psycho Patio. It's people-watching with a crazy donut in hand. What could be better? Donut be concerned about parking; because the SJPD parking garage is directly overhead! Spend $5 on crazy donuts and you'll walk out with a crooked smile and a parking validation in hand! It wouldn't be Psycho Donuts without crazy artwork for sale. Check out original artwork from local artists such as Christine Benjamin, Simon Salas, Murphy Adams, and many more. Padded Pfoto Cell? New and improved...

INSANE FULL SERVICE COFFEE HOUSE!

Seating for 30+ crazy customers inside and out - and serious coffee drinks, in conjunction with our good friends from Tony's Coffee. One Psycho latte coming right up! Would you like our Caffeinated or Placebo blend?! How about a Psycho Pstrawberry Psmoothie? Comin' right up! Just ask one of our Psycho Nurse Baristas!

DEMENTED AND FERMENTED BEER/WINE!

Scariously, have you ever seen a donut shop selling beer and wine? That's fermented! It may take us a few weeks to get the beer and wine flowing, but its coming, so save your thirst! Donut and wine pairing events? More beer-filled donuts? Believe it!

WHACK COMEDY FROM COMEDYSPORTZ!

Psycho Donuts is teaming up with ComedySportz, the Bay Area's Interactive, Improvised Comedy Experience. What could be better? Grab a donut from the Nurse on Duty, and get yourself tickets to the funniest and longest-running comedy show in the South Bay.

OFF-KILTER MOVIES FROM CAMERA 3!
Camera 3 has always been known for creative and discriminating films. That won't change. But let's just say that some of their upcoming film choices will be inspired by a certain cult donut shop now possessing (yes, we meant it that way) their theater lobby. Pick up some Psycho Popcorn from the Nurse on Duty and enjoy the show! Here are a few dates you'll want to remember:

• Saturday, September 18 and October 31 - Midnight. Rocky Horror Picture Show, with live cast, Barely Legal.
• Thursday, September 23, (Showtimes TBA). One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• Friday, September 24, (Showtimes TBA). Spike and Mike's Twisted Animation Festival
• Friday, October 1 (Showtimes TBA). Spike and Mike's New Generation Festival

Even with all the new fun at SJPD, our nurses at Psycho Donuts Campbell will always be there for you. We hope to see you at SJPD, beginning September 17, located at 288 S. 2nd Street, San Jose, CA 95113.