Zombies, Krispy Vegans, psycho-shrooms and more!

Thanks to all of our psycho killer friends and fans for making Psycho Father's Day a raging success! We hope you were able to get your arms around a BeerNutz or Dulce De Psycho Donut!
And now... it's time to announce The Pspecial Psycho Doh!nuts of the Week.

Is your body a wonderland? Our Wonderland donut is not named for John Mayer's humdrum killer of the airwaves, but it is named in honor of Alice! Wonderland is a chocolate cake donut, topped with choco-shrooms, and a psychedelic drizzle of trippyness. If this year's Alice in Wonderland did not satisfy your Alice craving, Wonderland at Psycho Donuts surely will!

Our Chief Veganologist is proud of this week's Fudgie the Krispie Vegan. This vegan atrocity does not have a shiny nose; but it is topped with chocolate icing, rice krispies, chocolate, and peanut butter drizzle.

And now this - bring your zombie self to Psycho Donuts this Tuesday evening! Psycho Donuts needs zombie extras to pose for a Psycho pfoto shoot. The resulting pfoto will appear in an upcoming Psycho publication... Come to Psycho Donuts - fully zombified - on Tuesday, June 22 at 7pm, and be part of the pfoto opp (signed psycho release required). The top 2 zombies (subjectively judged by someone horribly under-qualified) gets a Psycho t-shirt; the best 6 zombies get a donut of their choice.

And finally, it's almost here! Psycho Psummer Christmas starts this Wednesday, June 23 - 27. Our Psummer Christmas Pspectacular includes santa capped nurses, psycho-delic Christmas music, and a demented line-up of offbeat Psycho Christmas donuts. Who remembers Jingle Balls? What about Grandma's Revenge? Come enjoy Psycho Psummer Christmas at Psycho Donuts.

And now, we come to this week's Econ 101! It's an insane 14" donut pizza - but we make just one a day - and let customers battle an economic war for donut pizza domination! The price starts at $30 in the morning and drops $2/hr until it sells. This week's Econ 101 is tarred and feathered in 4 ways: S'mores, Kooky Monster, Feng Shui, and Butternut. It serves 8 - 10 people (...or one person if you're Peter Shepherd). You can also custom order your donut pizza for $24.95 by calling the Psycho Nurse on Duty at 408-378-4540.

Dude, I Skor'd, PEE Results, and Christmas in June

Another week, another smattering of demented Psycho Pspecials! This week's Pspecial Donut is, "Dude, I Skor'd!" Check out this raised donut, chocolate icing, Skor candy bits, and vanilla drizzle. We're not sure which is more fun; eating this crazy donutrocity, or ordering it.

And meet this week's Pspecial vegan companion to your right - Berry Kookie. And that it is! This vegan cake donut is topped with a strawberry icing, and coarsely chopped Oreos. Veganize your crazy self at Psycho Donuts!

Last week, we conducted a PEE (Psycho Economics Experiment), which we dubbed "The Econ 101." We were curious to know at what price a donut pizza would sell for; if it started its doughy life luxuriously expensive in the morning, but became wildly more affordable by the hour. The Econ 101 sold quickly in the second hour for $28 - above market value. It was such a fun experiment, that we've decided to make The Econ 101 a permanent weekday ordeal. Every weekday, we'll make one Donut Pizza. It will start at $30, and decrease by $2 per hour. If you want it, come early and flex your elasticity of demand. Or you can order a custom Donut Pizza in advance (408-378-4540) for only $24.95. This week's Econ 101 will be manically topped in four crazy ways: 1/4 Strawberry Fields, 1/4 S'mores, 1/4 Manic Malt, and 1/4 Donilla.

And now this... We hereby decree the launch of Psycho Psummer Christmas. Remember Grandma's Revenge? How about Jingle Balls? Come re-live the holiday madness at Psycho Donuts, from June 23 - July 4. What will you be doing this 4th of July? Celebrating Psycho Psummer Christmas, of course! We're talking Christmas tree, Santa capped nurses, the whole bit. Christmas is dying to come out this summer, only at Psycho Donuts!!

And, can it be? Positive psycho press in the national news? Check out our recent press in Maxim Magazine and American Way Magazine. And the psychos shall inherit the earth...!