Showing posts with label Grandma's Revenge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grandma's Revenge. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Pseasonal Psycho Pspecialties Psummarized

The holidaze are now fully unleashed at Psycho Donuts! Check out some of the latest donutrocities that Chef Ron has unleashed upon the world.

Grandma's Revenge. Grandma got herself a shotgun, and the reindeer are leaving her alone this year. It's time to find a new campy Christmas song, because Grandma will NOT get run over by any more reindeer!

Psycho Psufganiyot. For those rocking the Hanukah bush, come get our Psycho Psufganiyot. Is it Kosher? Is the Pope Jewish? Still and all, it's a great traditional Psufganiyot, if you're able to overlook the Silent P (we can't help ourselves).

Jingle Ballz. You've seen our other varieties of Psycho Ballz. But these are the happiest balls on the planet. They come in shades of red and green, filled with custard, and topped with fresh snow.


Psycho Wreath. For our vegan friends, this green crueller looks worthy of mounting on your front door, if it weren't for your neighbors coming to take a bite out of it.


Reindeer Droppings. Filled with mint chocolate, and topped with the best kind of reindeer droppings - chocolate covered raisins!



Psycho Tree. Admittedly less crazy than Reindeer Droppings, the Psycho Tree is a triangular raised donut, iced in green, with Mini M&M's and a vanilla drizzle. You can even bring this one to your grandparents without offending!

Lumps of Coal. Filled with mint
chocolate, and topped in coal (aka Oreo cookie dust), these are the perfect gift for the naughtiest kids on your Christmas list!

Come and get your Psycho Pseasonals before they're gone!


In Psycho Prize news, huge congratulations to TK Garcia - a Psycho Facebook fan who won the Psycho Ding Fries are Back video contest. Psycho Donuts challenged its fans to create a video based on the original Ding Fries are Done YouTube video. Admittedly, Ms. Garcia put together more of a song than a video, but catchy nonetheless. Wait for the scream... She is the proud winner of a Psycho Pseasonal Donut Pizza. 14 inches of pure Christmas Psycho insanity! Let's hope she uploads some photos.

Congrats are also in order for Psycho Facebook fan, Kishna Woo-Hare, who was the first to answer the CATS trivia question, earning two tickets to see CATS at Broadway San Jose.

Merry Hanukah, and Happy Christmas to all our Psycho Friends, Fans, and Pstaff!


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Holiday Psychosis at Psycho Donuts

Bask in the holiday insanity at Psycho Donuts, where the holiday chaos is already in Full Pswing!

The Holiday donutrocities are emerging from the Pyscho kitchen. Here what we've unleashed so far, with much more to come!

Grandma's Revenge is an annual favorite, since everyone loves an
injured reindeer donut! IKR? We might've called it Reindeer Head Trauma, but for the prospect of reindeer support group protests... Grandma's Revenge is the de facto Holiday Headbanger. Filled with jelly through a gaping forehead entry wound, this reindeer has seen better days. Antlers are fashioned from sawed-off chocolate pocky sticks, and his morbid chocolate facial features sit atop a bed of white icing. One thing's for sure - Grandma will not get run over by any rogue reindeer this Psycho Pseason!

If Chana Claus comes down your chimney, we've got just the thing. Psycho Psufganiyot (Silent P-suf-gun-ee-yot). This traditional Chanukah bad boy is a raised donut, filled with strawberry jelly and subjected to a Pserious Psugar Pshower. Order 'em by the dozen online, and skip the line at pick-up!


While Thanksgiving is in the past, Psycho fans are still clamoring for our Pumpkin Spice Latte and Sweet Potato Pah - still rolling off the psycho production lines through the holidays. Check out our own Psycho Donuts Decorator, Brian, as he takes a Psycho torch to a tray of innocent Sweet Potato Pahs...


We are giddy to announce our Psycho Coffee Pspecialties at Psycho San Jose, which include our Psycho Peppermint Mocha, Jekyll and Hyde Mocha, and our Caramel Psychiato. More crazy drink announcements coming Psoon at Psycho Facebook.

If you've been to Psycho Donuts, you've probably tried our Ballz... Our Psycho Ballz, that is. Psycho Ballz is our highly erratic line of donut holes including varieties such as Chocolate Salty Ballz, Piggy Ballz, Nutty Ballz, Wookie Ballz, and more. And now, you can now pick up some
Bawls with your Ballz.

A Pspecial Psycho thanks to Ben Seto (aka "The Single Guy") for his Blogtastic Psycho Review. A great review and equally killer photos of Psycho San Jose!


Monday, December 14, 2009

Reindeer Bad Karma - Grandma Gets Revenge!

In a stunning turn of events, Grandma lost control and shot a reindeer in cold blood. When asked about her motive, Grandma simply said, "That reindeer has been running me over every year; this is payback!" Santa could not be reached for comment, but sources indicate he has posted an ad on Craigslist for a replacement reindeer.

Get your Grandma's Revenge Donut at Psycho Donuts, beginning on Tuesday Dec 15. Want to get one for free? Follow us on Twitter! The 12 Donuts of Christmas continues at Psycho Donuts. Want to order some donuts in advance for a company party? Place your order online, and they'll be waiting for you with our Nurse on Duty!