Showing posts with label 12 Donuts of Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 12 Donuts of Christmas. Show all posts

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Tis the Pseason to be Psycho!

It's the 12 Donuts of Christmas - our annual twisted take on holiday donuts - inspired by injured reindeer and drunken Psantas!

But first this! A big thanks to our friends at The Silicon Valley
Business Journal for their crazy article on The Bermuda Triangle of Entertainment in San Jose.

What kind of gifts are you buying this year? What will you pstuff in those pstockings? We've got some crazy ideas for you! If you coul
d wrap up the raw spirit of Psycho Donuts in print, what you'd have is our 2011 Psycho Nurse Calendar! Professional and bordering on the bizarre - the Psycho Nurse calendar captures our nurses in captivating and unusual poses, and so much more. Get yours for only $9.95 through Christmas Eve. It comes with over $66 in coupons!



How about pstuffing the good kid's pstockings with Psycho Donuts gift certificates. Get one at Psycho Campbell or Psycho San Jose!

At Psycho Donuts, we're especially fond of the bad kids. Give your naughty kids a Lump of Coal! For a buck a lump, you'll get a charcoal sized donut topped with Oreo dust and filled with eggnog custard. What better gift is there for the naughty ones on your list?


Have you regifted this year? The Chief Psycho is guilty of regifting a Chia Pet already (true story).

We almost called our Fruitcake donut "The Regifter." Because who really eats fruitcake, unless it's a donut topped with a variety of freeze dried fruits like strawberries, blueberries, and bananas!


Who remembers Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa? We've got a donut in his image. Our Bad Psanta donut is filled with an eggnog and brandy custard.



In the clever words of Frank Zappa, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow." This Christmas, we challenge you to eat Yellow Snow - our lemon coconut topped Christmas pspecialty.


Misfit Island recalls the adventures of outcasts in Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. Our Misfit Island donut brings together the outcast dust of Oreos, Captain Crunch, and freeze dried strawberries. It'll make you feel right at home.

And of course, our holiday version of Headbanger is Grandma's Revenge. After getting run over by a reindeer annually for the past 50 years, grandma took matters into her own hands this year, and this reindeer donut won't be pulling any psanta psleights this year.

And that's not all. We have snowman donuts and Christmas Tree Donuts. Check out Raising Cane - our candy cane-topped donut; and how about Cupid Poop'ed - our chocolate filled donut, topped with chocolate covered, um, raisins.

Have yourself a crazy little Christmas - from all of us at Psycho Donuts!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Rudolph went to the Podiatrist!

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, went and got his hoofs all cut, come in to Psycho Donuts, taste our Hoof Shavings Donut!

Hoof Shavings turn out to be really crunchy snacks that taste fantastic on a Psycho Donut (disclaimer - they're not really hoof shavings - no animals were harmed in the making of this donut).

So come and celebrate our eighth donut - part of our continuing series of The 12 Donuts of Christmas. And if we've not mentioned enough times - you can get your Hoof Shavings Donut for free - just follow us on Twitter to learn how! Want to have a dozen crazy Christmas donuts at work on Christmas Eve? Better pre-order them!

Friday, December 18, 2009

The first truly edible fruitcake!

Another day, another Christmas Donut. We're up to seven as we march toward the exciting conclusion of The 12 Donuts of Christmas. On Saturday, gear up for The Fruitcake Donut! This is not your grandma's fruitcake - which means, someone might actually eat it rather than re-gift it! The Fruitcake donut is a colorful mix of freeze-dried fruit, on a bed of strawberry glaze and a triangular raised donut. Follow us on Twitter, and learn how to get yours for free Saturday!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

North biPolar for the 5th Day of Christmas!

The 12 Donuts of Christmas continues with our new holiday donut on Thursday! Get your North biPoler Donut! This is a chocolate cake donut topped with chocolate icing. It has red M&M's(tm) at one pole, and green M&M's at the other. We hope you enjoy this one as much as we do!

We are up to 5 Christmas donuts you can add to a dozen, including Jingle Balls, Candy's Crush, Grandma's Revenge, and Frosty the Demented Snowman. Order them in advance online - they'll be waiting for your pickup. If you want a dozen Psycho Christmas donuts on Christmas eve, better order them now!

Wanna get your North biPoler Donut free! Follow us on Twitter to learn how!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Reindeer Bad Karma - Grandma Gets Revenge!

In a stunning turn of events, Grandma lost control and shot a reindeer in cold blood. When asked about her motive, Grandma simply said, "That reindeer has been running me over every year; this is payback!" Santa could not be reached for comment, but sources indicate he has posted an ad on Craigslist for a replacement reindeer.

Get your Grandma's Revenge Donut at Psycho Donuts, beginning on Tuesday Dec 15. Want to get one for free? Follow us on Twitter! The 12 Donuts of Christmas continues at Psycho Donuts. Want to order some donuts in advance for a company party? Place your order online, and they'll be waiting for you with our Nurse on Duty!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Candy's Got a Crush!

Candy has a new crush - she thinks our new Candy Cane donut is hot! Our 2nd Donut of Christmas launches on Monday, Dec 14. It's a triangular raised donut topped with vanilla mint icing, crushed candy cane, and a minty drizzle. If this donut were around in Scrooge's day, he wouldn't need the Ghost of Christmas Past to generate Christmas cheer! Want to get your Candy's Crush for free? Follow us on Twitter to learn how!