Longer hours, Psycho at Stanford, and Friday the 13th

Many customers have been asking for earlier Psycho visiting hours on the weekends. Starting this weekend, Psycho Donuts will open at 7am on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Come see us early this weekend!

Psycho Donuts are getting an education at Stanford University. Psycho Donuts are now for sale at Stanford's late night cafe - The Dish, located in Stern Hall, on the Stanford campus. Stanford students are going crazy for 'em!

Friday the 13th is almost upon us. Come to Psycho Donuts for 1/2 price Cereal Killer donuts all day!! We will also show the original Friday the 13th movie, starting at 8pm Friday night. Only at Psycho Donuts on Friday the 13!

Congratulations to our latest Psycho Lib winner, Fletch Dowell. Here is a short excerpt of Fletch's winning Psycho Lib submission: ...One day, my parents brought me to Psycho Donuts. I have never seen donuts that taste so dogfood-like. My favorite is the Lamb-Chop Surprise donut. It's an accidental donut, topped with mouse teeth, and fermented urine. Some people might think I'm crazy, but I think Psycho Donuts is way better than Poop Donuts down the street.

Nutella The Hun & Psycho Lib Winner!

Nurse Siobhan has been with Psycho Donuts for about a month now. A customer snapped this great picture of Siobhan behind the counter. Come in and meet all of our nurses!

The Slow Poisoner played a set of his unusual one-man band tunes at Psycho Donuts on Friday. He set up shop in front of our infamous 'music studio' and everyone had a great time. Thanks Slow!

One of our newest donuts is Nutella The Hun. This chocolate cake donut is smothered in Nutella - that wonderful hazelnut spread, along with rainbow sprinkles. While it looks like a more traditional donut, the taste is something that Atilla would have killed for!

A big congratulations to the winner of our Psycho Lib contest. Melissa McClendon is the proud winner of a Psycho Donuts tshirt. She turned in the following Psycho Lib (the italized words are the clever ones she came up with).

PSYCHO LIB:

One day, my parents brought me to Psycho Donuts. I have never seen donuts that taste so flamboyant. My favorite is the sweet corn tamales donut. It’s a strawberry shortcake donut, topped with buns and toes. Some people might think I’m crazy, but I think Psycho Donuts is way better than Gaseous Donuts, down the street.

At Psycho Donuts, I pooped with an Electric Barack Obama, and saw some really mushy skivvies on the walls. The artwork at Psycho Donuts is very sour. The artists create such vacant paintings.

The cashiers at Psycho Donuts are really smelly. The gave me a piece of Jack Skellington to pop. The cashiers are really friendly, and they each dress like a Professional Check Writer.

My parents would rather eat pigs feet than Psycho Donuts. Not me! On my birthday, I am going to bring Psycho Donuts to Disneyland. Someday, I think the owner of Psycho Donuts should open a restaurant called Psycho Sushi.