Easy Come, Easy Go

Psycho Friends -

We were thrilled about The Food Network's plans to visit Psycho Donuts on Monday, April 5; however, The Chief Psycho has just received news that plans have changed.

O'Malley Productions creates shows on behalf of The Food Network. I talked with Sean O'Mally, president of the company. Sean is a great, down-to-earthy guy - but found himself in a position to make tough decisions. And unfortunately, one of those decisions was not in our favor.

In the mean time, we are attempting to spread the word - so that all of our friends are aware of this last-minute change. While we'd still love to see your face at Psycho Donuts on Monday, we want you to know that your face won't be captured on Food Network cameras.

We'd like to thank all of you for your support and enthusiasm regarding this opportunity; we're optimistic that an opportunity will arise again in the near future.

Get a Hot Chick at Psycho Donuts!

As if there weren't already tons of cute girls at Psycho Donuts... get ready, as Psycho Donuts unveils our own Hot Chicks. No, we're not talking about inflatables. We're referring to The Hot Chick Donut! Like many hot chicks, this one has a spicy bunny tattoo on its mid-section, and is filled with custard.

Have we mentioned our PsychEaster Baskets? Order one with our Nurse on Duty at 408-378-4540. It will include 4 of the most unusual Easter donuts known to humanity.

Also - on Thursday, we have Lab Day at Psycho Donuts! We'll have nurses playing fire games with donuts (Creme Brulenut?!), personalized cups of designer coffee, and an international kazoo/accordian orchestra rocking the Psycho Bin.

And if you can't make it to Lab Day on Thursday, don't miss our PsychEaster event this Sunday, with Psycho Karaoke by Korkaraoke (10am), and a live Performance by Please Do Not Fight (1:45pm).

And then there is that scrappy little cable channel coming to visit on Monday (yawn). Just another day at Psycho Donuts...

World's Craziest Easter Donut

A killer Easter donut is on the loose, and only Psycho Donuts has the courage to introduce such an infant monster to the world.

Please extend a crazy welcome to Massive Egg Trauma. If there were such a thing as Donut Oscars (Donoscars?), Massive Egg Trauma would be up there with The Hurtlocker and Avatar. A special thanks to Web, our PhD (Professor, Hysterical Donuts). Web worked manically with our kooks to bring Massive Egg Trauma to life support.

Massive Egg Trauma is a particularly peculiar premature peepling, precariously perched (say that 10 times) atop a ginormous mess of jelly filling, which sits atop a raised donut. Come get one this weekend at our PsychEaster event on Sunday! Or call our Nurse on Duty at 408-378-4540, and order your PsychEaster basket (complete with Massive Egg Trauma and his demented Easter friends) today!

And - this Thursday only - it's Lab Day at Psycho Donuts. Come experiment with us. Among other things, we'll be serving up individually brewed, designer cups of killer coffee before your googly eyes. Come get an amazing cup of personalized java, made just for your by a Psycho Nurse - this Thursday only!

Let's summarize the fun stuff coming this weekend at Psycho Donuts!

Thursday: Lab Day! Donuts, Nurses & Fire; personal designer coffee

Saturday: Psycho Donuts will jeopardize the Campbell Parade.

Sunday: PsychEaster Event, starting at 10am. Karaoke, PsychEaster Donuts, live music.

Monday: There's a small local cable channel... I think it's called The Eating Network - or something like that... Anyways, they're trying to ride Psycho Donuts coattails to media fame. It's preposterous - they think a channel broadcasting only about food and cooking might have a future on National Cable TV. Hysterical. Anyways, you might have a chance to display your face on this fledgling TV broadcast. Check our Facebook Page for all the details.

Psych up for PsychEaster, and more

We hereby commence the launch of PsychEaster and our PsychEaster event on Easter Sunday!

We'd like to welcome the first of our PsychEaster seasonal whacktrocities- Rabbit Roadkill. What, you were expecting cuddly bunnies? Rabbit Roadkill has much in common with Headbanger. And like Headbanger, Rabbit Roadkill has seen better days. Jelly filling is oozing from his ear; and you, with no sympathy in your soul, will eat him.

You can pre-order a PsychEaster Basket for only $14.95. Picture an Easter basket, with 4 of the craziest Easter donuts you've never imagined. If you wait until we announce them all, the PsychEaster Baskets will be gone! Supplies are limited and advance orders are required. Order your PsychEaster basket by calling the Nurse On Duty at (408) 378-4540.

We hope to see you on Easter Sunday (April 4) at Psycho Donuts for our PsychEaster event. Beginning at 10am, we'll have Karaoke with Korkaraoke. And at 1:45, don't miss a live musical performance by original Indie band, Please Do Not Fight. We'll also have our entire line-up of PsychEaster Donuts. Don't miss it!

And the fun doesn't stop there:

This Thursday, join us as we experiment with some crazy, new donut ideas. For starters, we'll be combining donuts, nurses, and fire! Can you say Creme Brulenut? Stop by for Lab Day at Psycho Donuts - this Thursday only.

On Saturday, April 3 - Psycho Donuts will crash the Downtown Campbell Bunnies and Bonnets Parade. Come cheer us on!

And finally - The Food Network is coming to Psycho Donuts on Monday, April 5. Follow our Facebook Event Page for participation details - maybe you'll be on national TV? Stranger things have happened at Psycho Donuts!

Food Network Descends...

The rumors are true! After months of speculation (ok, days of speculation), we are giddy to announce the arrival of The Food Network to Psycho Donuts!

The fun happens on Monday, April 5 at Psycho Donuts in Campbell. Come join Adam Gertler, current host of Will Work for Food, as The Food Network films a Psycho segment for Adam's up-and-coming show!

Wanna see your crazy mug on The Food Network? Here's your opportunity! Check the details on our Facebook Event page! We'll provide ongoing information about when to show up, if you're interested in being captured as one of our store crazies...

We're truly excited about this opportunity, and hope you'll find time - probably around the lunch hour on Monday April 5 - to help us make Psycho history!

Congrats to Head Nurse Siobhan!

Next time you stop at Psycho Donuts, make sure to congratulate Nurse Siobhan - who has recently been promoted to Head Nurse! You'll be seeing Siobhan spending more time in the Psycho cell, as a result of her new managerial responsibilities at Psycho Donuts! Make sure to give her a crazy congratulations when you see her!

Welcome new Psycho artists!

We'd like to extend a crazy welcome to the latest artists to join the Psycho family.

Eric Joyner has built an impressive following. Featured in exhibits around the world, Eric happened upon the idea of painting robots and donuts. The ironic combination of these disparate elements creates a quirky style that is collected by serious art aficionados around the world. We're lucky to have several of Eric's limited edition prints gracing (I was so tempted to say disgracing, but his work is too good for my typical writing) the walls of Psycho Donuts!

Which leads us to outrageous work of Simon Salas. Simon's work looks like it was made for Psycho Donuts - and in fact, now it is! Simon is painting original pieces, inspired by donuts - specifically for Psycho Donuts. Simon is a California native. His style tends toward the deep and contemplative, but it's uniquely his own mantra. Simon's work officially hit the Psycho ward earlier today.

Stop by to check out our new artwork, and have a donut. Life is short!