Win Psycho Stuff with the Psycho Lib!!

Hi Psycho Friends - Wanna have some fun, with a chance to win a Psycho Prize? Play Psycho Lib! Psycho what? Simply print out the Psycho Lib below, and fill in the blanks with clever words as instructed. The result will be a funny story about Psycho Donuts. Want a chance to win something? Bring your completed Psycho Lib to our Psycho Nurse on Duty at Psycho Donuts in Campbell. We also have blank Psycho Libs available for you in the store to complete.

The author of the most hilarious Psycho Lib will be eligible to receive their choice of a dozen Psycho Donuts, or a Psycho Donuts T-Shirt. For those of you who are not near Campbell, you can still print this out and complete it just for fun!

Without further ado (what's an ado, anyways?!), we bring you Psycho Lib!

PSYCHO LIB:
One day, my parents brought me to Psycho Donuts. I have never seen donuts that taste so _________________ (adjective). My favorite is the ___________________(favorite food) donut. It’s an _____________ (dessert) donut, topped with ____________ (pl noun) and __________________ (pl noun). Some people might think I’m crazy, but I think Psycho Donuts is way better than ____________(Adjective) Donuts, down the street.


At Psycho Donuts, I ___________________ (past tense Verb) with an Electric ___________(Noun), and saw some really _______________(adjective) ___________________(pl noun) on the walls.

The artwork at Psycho Donuts is very __________________ (adjective). The artists create such _________(adjective) paintings.

The cashiers at Psycho Donuts are really _____________________ (adjective). The gave me a piece of _______________________(noun) to pop. The cashiers are really friendly, and they each dress like a _________________(career/profession).
My parents would rather eat ___________________ (unusual food) than Psycho Donuts. Not me! On my birthday, I am going to bring Psycho Donuts to ____________ (a place). Someday, I think the owner of Psycho Donuts should open a restaurant called Psycho ______________________(type of food).

**The Fine Print: No purchase necessary to win; deliver Psycho Lib in person at Psycho Donuts to enter; must not be present to win; limit one Psycho Lib per customer; be sure to enter your name and email address on your Psycho Lib; prizes have no cash value; Psycho Donuts shall determine prizes based on subjective assessment of Psycho Libs collected weekly for the duration of the Psycho Lib promotion.

Vote for Psycho, and even longer hours!

Hi Psycho Fans,
The Metro Newspaper has an annual "Best Of" edition. Psycho Donuts is in the running for Best Donut Shop. Please vote for your favorite donut shop with a crazy theme here.

And while we're on the topic of voting - Intuit is offering a special grant opportunity to innovative small businesses. If you're a Psycho Donuts fan, please nominate us here!

Psycho hours are being extended again! Starting Monday (Aug 17), will we be opening at 6am on weekdays, instead of 7am. Come see us early, and wake up our sleeping nurse at the counter!

Chief Psycho had the opportunity to appear live on Fox Business News yesterday. Being Chief Psycho seems to be affecting his appearance, he's slowly beginning to look the part!

Psycho Donuts is launching a partnership with Fanminder. Soon you can receive special Psycho promotions and offers on your cellphone, thanks to Fanminder's crazy technology.

Hope to see you at PD this weekend!

Hello friends in the Bay Area and beyond… The Psycho staff is reeling from the chain of events over the past week. National television, news articles, radio appearances, and more. It’s equally amazing to see who’s been spotted with Psycho Donuts in hand.

We’d like to thank all of our friends and supporters. We have received calls, letters, emails – even gifts - from around the world. News of Psycho Donuts reached places like Korea and Ethiopia. Things are jamming and we have exciting news, so let’s get started:

On the Donut front - Psycho Donuts now bathe daily in trans-fat free oil! You’ve asked – we’ve listened. We’d also like to extend a warm welcome to our latest donut creation – the “We Been Vegan.” Many of you have been clamoring for a vegan donut. Our Psycho R&D team has been working around the clock to master a Vegan donut that tastes great (less filling?). We’ve succeeded! Come and get it!

The new website is here! Special thanks to our great friends at Esharp Web Design.

Psycho Donuts is proud to present The Psycho Music Studio!! Come on in and play our Fender Electric Guitar (must have 1 year experience; 16 yrs old +). We have future plans to add more instruments and create impromptu jam sessions. It’s rumored that The Chief Psycho may bring his digital keyboard to participate in future jams!

And while we’re talking about music, check this out -- the Psycho Pspeaker! Got an iPod and some great songs? Now you can play them in our store, for everyone to hear. We can’t wait to hear some of your favorite new bands!

Longer hours have finally arrived! During our crazy childhood (trust us, it really was...), we closed at noon on Monday through Thursday. Now that we are a Psycho toddler, our hours have been extended. We’re now open until 5pm every day, and until 8pm on Friday/Saturday. Starting the week of August 17, we’ll be opening at 6am (an hour earlier) on weekdays as well.

The Psycho Gift Store has some new items that sport the tagline, “Embrace Your Inner Psycho.” They make a crazy gift. Buy one today - make someone happy!

Want to get your Psycho Donuts without waiting in line? Wanna make sure we don’t sell out of your favorites? Create a pick-up order online, and we’ll have your order ready when you arrive. There is a rumor that Psycho Donuts may begin shipping crazy delicacies across the country. Stay tuned for more details.

We look forward to seeing all of our local friends soon. If you’re visiting the Bay Area, make sure to stop at Psycho Donuts in Downtown Campbell for a Crazy Good time!

Longer Thursday Hours!

Due to popular demand (a serious understatement), Psycho Donuts will be open until 5pm tomorrow (Thursday, August 6). As many people know, we've had limited hours on Monday -Thursday throughout our 'Psycho infancy.' In conjunction with our upcoming 6 month birthday and our Psycho Adolescence, these longer weekday hours of operation will soon be permanent.

We would also like to extend a warm thanks for the overwhelming support from around the country - on a particularly crazy day for Psycho Donuts. Psycho Donuts news traveled far and wide today. This may have been the biggest news about Campbell CA since the invention of the fruit cup (http://www.historysanjose.org/cannerylife/through-the-years/1917-1966/mechanization/fruit-cocktail.html).

We almost trumped Paula Abdul as a popular search term on Google - so we're told. And we didn't even quit American Idol :-) We received a constant stream of phone calls from old friends and new friends alike. We welcome you to visit us during your next trip to Silicon Valley.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Bob Dylan once said, “Things, they are a-changing.” And in the words of the prolific David Bowie, “Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes.” What were these musical icons trying to say? Ok, that’s a bad rhetorical question – it’s obvious! The point is, what are we saying?! Psycho Donuts was started with a vision of being an exceptionally fun, yet unusual donut shop experience. That will not change. But there are some really fun changes on the way. Stay tuned! Quick note to the protesters and their planned gathering this Sunday – ch-ch-ch-change your plans and be p-p-p-patient.

Nurse-Powered Donut Delivery!

Announcing the official launch of Psycho Donuts Online Ordering & Delivery service! (http://www.psycho-donuts.com/donut-delivery).

For pick-up orders, simply add your favorite psychos to the cart and pay online. We’ll have your order ready and waiting when you come in.

How ‘bout Psycho Donuts delivered to your office by one of our exclusive Psycho Nurses? We are initially delivering to the following zipcodes:

Day Zipcode
Monday 94043 (Mountain View)
Tuesday 94085, 94089 (Sunnyvale)
Wednesday 95054 (Santa Clara)
Thursday 95134 (North San Jose)
Friday 94085, 94089 (Sunnyvale)

While we cannot guarantee specific delivery times, your donuts will arrive between 8am – 10am on your specified delivery date. Need your donuts in time for an 8am meeting? Consider placing an online pick-up order instead. Look for more flexible delivery areas, dates, & times in the near future. Place your order at http://www.psycho-donuts.com/donut-delivery.

Psycho Deliveries coming soon to a South Bay Zipcode near you!

Get ready for Psycho deliveries at the end of July!! Wahooooo!!!

If you work in one of these zipcodes:

• 94043
• 94089
• 94085
• 95134
• 95054

You are going to be able to order some Psychoooooooooooooooooooo Donuts - delivered to your workplace, by one of our lovely Psycho Nurses! You'll be able to order them online from our Psycho Donuts website! How crazy is that? It's Psycho!

Be the first in your office to order these magnificent little pieces of donut art. Sorry … we can’t deliver a protester with each order (I know you’re disappointed) … our insurance won’t allow it.

If you're bummed because your work zipcode is not on the list, fear not! You'll also be able to place an advance order for pickup from our website, and we'll have your order ready and waiting for you at our store.

We'll post an update when the "PsychE-commerce" website is live. The first 5 online orders will come with a free Psycho Donuts t-shirt!!